someone: you need to be more female.
me: suck my dick.
me: omfg i need to lose weight.
me: *eats chocolate*
me: oh fuck..
me: nevermind, i'll just start tomorrow
mom: stop looking at your computer and go out.
me: so you want me to go out, make out with random guys, get drunk and do drugs?
mom:
me:
obama:
aliens:
mom: ...do you want a drink downstairs or should i bring it here to you upstairs?
